(life's a joke get over it)

My names is Jannet Iam a 23 year old Criminal Psychologist student and intern. Let's get some facts out of the way right here in my BIO.
I don't TW my posts because if the mention of something bothers you so much that you will be sick or traumatized, or have anxiety, then tumblr is probably not the place for you. If you are a follower and something actually does bother you, you can ask me to TW it and I will, but I don't preemptively TW anything. But to be honest, this blog is mostly rape, assault, and politics based so if you're that sensitive, I would probably say just don't come on because you're bound to see it.
Secondly. My URL.
Rape and Pillage.
It's a historical term.
And I use to to go back to the idea that words are words.
"Sticks and stones" you know.
I acknowledge that RAPE is not a joke, but neither is murder and people joke about that all the time.
I think that the best medicine is laughter, that's why this blog is called "life's a joke, get over it"
I don't check to see what gender you are/identify with so If i call you he or she and it;s wrong, don't get pissy with me about it. Your gender identity or sexual orientation have nothing to do with our argument.
I use curse words with no gender attached, by the way. So If I call you a c*** a b*** or a S*** I don't use it to refer to a gender. Again. Words are words are words.
SO don't tell me I missgendered you if I call you a pussy and you're a guy.
Anti-feminist.
Yes. I said anti feminist. But that does not mean I am anti woman. My God I am a woman! I just am sickened by the tactics and ideals of feminism and i will argue it to the grave.
I use this blog to relieve stress, so pardon me if I get a little rowdy. The more I post, the worse day I have had. I hope yours was nice.
Remember, sticks and stones, but if you're a bitch, ima call you on it. <3

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

quantawhat:

socialjusticeworriers:

invertedgender:

This is terrifying. A girl from my school sent me this, and I have no words to describe how upset, angry and scared I am. Especially finishing it with a command like that, while she wouldn’t hit a man but has no problem dominating him or joking about it. I’m sick and disgusted.

Um, wow no. This is pure whining on your behalf and it’s pathetic; you come off looking like a hypersensitive asshole here. She sent a picture of a joke and you flew off the handle like this? If you want to call yourself an MRA then fine, but you’re embarrassing your self and the movement.

She sent a picture of a car seat and claimed that because of the position of the seat, she would lawfully be able to break her boyfriends jaw…  because he was cheating, because (in her mind at least) that is the only possibility that could of resulted in a car chair being back like that.

It’s just typical women jumping to conclusions and using violence and the opinion that violence against men is funny to justify the conclusion they jump to. Then claims that she HAS to be understood, then goes with the “oh you must be…..” just because he doesn’t find it “hilarious” as she does. then comes the “Stop it” the fact that people shouldn’t be aloud to have opinion differing to that of a womens.

men shouldn’t just be able to get annoyed at unfunny jokes (that’s only for women to do)
men should have to “stop it” when what is being asked to be stopped is silence.

Jeez, invertedgender doesn’t seem pathetic or like a hypersensitive asshole to me, maybe it’s just that you are so psychopathic that normal emotion doesn’t register the same for you, making you think everyone else is overlysensitive, when in reality you are just an asshole without a conscience.

I can’t speak for inverted gender but to me what seems overly horrible about this “joke” isn’t so much the fact that the punchline is violence against men, but the fact that it’s based entirely on assumption and for-filling violent desires on a basis of those assumptions.

ok i disagree with the op’s harpiness as much as the next guy but juuuust so everyone knows this is the exact same logic “rape joke” and “rape culture” fanatics go on 

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS it is in fact that ridiculous 

It’s not okay to ACTUALLY do that but it’s no better than a rape joke and a joke is still a a joke

(Source: poppypicklesticks)

Dear people who think you shouldn't make rape jokes because someone might find them offensive,

iamnotapunchbag:

vanillafuckingsugar:

theanticlimactic:

If I were to not say something because someone might find something offensive, I would not be able to speak. Censorship is not the way to go, dude. That’s fascism and that’s not cool at all. I’m sure you could make even Winnie the Pooh offensive,…

Joking is the process for saying the socially unsayable. Jokes make us laugh because they cognitively wrong-foot us, and so make us think.

Anonymous asked: Men do not have to: Be muscular, Labor for you, Have short hair, Not wear makeup, Have sex with you (yes, I said it),Be masculine,Be graceful,Shave, Diet, Be fashionable, Wear blue, Love women, Be the media's idea of perfection, Listen to your bullshit, Have a penis, Accept being called a rapist just for being a man, Pay for your dinner, Agree with you all the fucking time.

iamnotapunchbag:

Agree with all of the above except “be masculine,” I am a guy, therefore I am masculine.

(Rejecting “I’m not masculine because I’m queer” was a long stage of my coming out, and since I was “nerdy guy” I didn’t have the option of aping the muscular stereotype.)

I think what they were saying was like I don’t have do act like a boy like…directly countering the girls don’t have to be feminine. .ie wear dresses andv whey not. ..in think

uselesspoliticalstatement:

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

Wow, I never knew the story behind this.  Thank thank

uselesspoliticalstatement:

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

Wow, I never knew the story behind this.  Thank thank

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via ohheyitsshanaj)


Footballers Speak Up: Mario Balotelli Defends Gaza's Children #FreePalestine

dude they fucking told them they were coming. They told them to fucking take cover. That is their own fuckng fault. 
Footballers Speak Up: Mario Balotelli Defends Gaza's Children 
#FreePalestine

dude they fucking told them they were coming. They told them to fucking take cover. That is their own fuckng fault. 

(Source: emboabas, via mccoyswife)

Anonymous asked: I love you.

Aww iky2

theanticlimactic:

jetpack-johnny:

thisisrealwhiteculture:

Pretty girls don’t need feminism.

smart girl don’t either

Girls in first world countries don’t need feminism. Weak, stupid and/or ugly ones who want to be victims want feminism but they don’t need it

christyna-c:

attack-on-stupid:

this is like saying the only way someone can be ethical and righteous is by being a christian.

this is like saying the only way someone can be ethical and righteous is by being a christian.

christyna-c:

attack-on-stupid:

this is like saying the only way someone can be ethical and righteous is by being a christian.

this is like saying the only way someone can be ethical and righteous is by being a christian.

(Source: sktagg23)

Anonymous asked: Men do not have to: Be muscular, Labor for you, Have short hair, Not wear makeup, Have sex with you (yes, I said it),Be masculine,Be graceful,Shave, Diet, Be fashionable, Wear blue, Love women, Be the media's idea of perfection, Listen to your bullshit, Have a penis, Accept being called a rapist just for being a man, Pay for your dinner, Agree with you all the fucking time.

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

drudgeexplained:

Matt Drudge would like his readers to believe that president Barack Obama is comparable to the only US president ever impeached out of office.  This is not a fact-based headline as much as Drudge’s “just throwing this out there” right-wing populism.

How dare he compare Obama to a Republican. -_-

What is that supposed to mean?

they compared Obama to Nixon who was a bad president(scandalous) but they’re mostly pissy about it because Nixon was a republican

Well I’m confused…is Obama not able to be compared to a horrible president if said president was Republican? I mean, we can compare him to Herbert Hoover if you’d prefer? I’m just confused by your stance. x)

Oh  saying they&#8217;re don&#8217;t lime that I think he&#8217;s a shitty president no matter who you compare him with

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

drudgeexplained:

Matt Drudge would like his readers to believe that president Barack Obama is comparable to the only US president ever impeached out of office.  This is not a fact-based headline as much as Drudge’s “just throwing this out there” right-wing populism.

How dare he compare Obama to a Republican. -_-

What is that supposed to mean?

they compared Obama to Nixon who was a bad president(scandalous) but they’re mostly pissy about it because Nixon was a republican

Well I’m confused…is Obama not able to be compared to a horrible president if said president was Republican? I mean, we can compare him to Herbert Hoover if you’d prefer? I’m just confused by your stance. x)

Oh saying they’re don’t lime that I think he’s a shitty president no matter who you compare him with

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

drudgeexplained:

Matt Drudge would like his readers to believe that president Barack Obama is comparable to the only US president ever impeached out of office.  This is not a fact-based headline as much as Drudge’s “just throwing this out there” right-wing populism.

How dare he compare Obama to a Republican. -_-

What is that supposed to mean?

they compared Obama to Nixon who was a bad president(scandalous) but they&#8217;re mostly pissy about it because Nixon was a republican

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

drudgeexplained:

Matt Drudge would like his readers to believe that president Barack Obama is comparable to the only US president ever impeached out of office.  This is not a fact-based headline as much as Drudge’s “just throwing this out there” right-wing populism.

How dare he compare Obama to a Republican. -_-

What is that supposed to mean?

they compared Obama to Nixon who was a bad president(scandalous) but they’re mostly pissy about it because Nixon was a republican

aswintheantifeminist:

ezraplumz:

fandomsandfeminism:

aswintheantifeminist:

Last time I checked women had to have a vagina…and this list is ridiculous. You should keep up with yourself and do things for your partner, not be a pig who expects everything to be done for her and doesn’t keep up with herself! And it’s ironic, isn’t it, that feminists have a long list of requirements for men but they expect men to date fat slobs like themselves.

Women do not need to have a vagina. You’re forgetting Trans women exist. 
And, I think it’s interesting that this list includes things like “diet”, “wear make up” and “shave” and you interpret that as “keeping up with yourself” and “not being a pig.” You know that you can not diet, not wear make up and not shave and…like…not be compared to farm animals, right? Hygiene and self worth are not determined by make up and shaving. 
(Also, what long lists for men? Other than, ya know, “not be a creep and a misogynist.”) 
Like, this list is perfectly reasonable. There’s no requirement for women to do any of these things. These things are not some rubric for womanhood. 

I want to bold this list and put it under asshole guys pillows, at work, in the bathroom, at school, in their car until they get it.

Well they’re never going to get it. It’s an unreasonable list. You should keep up with your appearance and listen to your partner’s bullshit. Because that’s what a good girlfriend, or boyfriend, does. It’s not wrong for a guy not to be with a woman because she doesn’t have a vagina. If you’re a straight guy then yeah, of course you’re not going to be with someone who doesn’t have a vagina. 

this list is a joke. It&#8217;;s like, I want to be a fat ugly cow this men aren&#8217;t attracted to me and thus I feel the need to belittle and write off the opinions of those men entirely.

aswintheantifeminist:

ezraplumz:

fandomsandfeminism:

aswintheantifeminist:

Last time I checked women had to have a vagina…and this list is ridiculous. You should keep up with yourself and do things for your partner, not be a pig who expects everything to be done for her and doesn’t keep up with herself! And it’s ironic, isn’t it, that feminists have a long list of requirements for men but they expect men to date fat slobs like themselves.

Women do not need to have a vagina. You’re forgetting Trans women exist. 

And, I think it’s interesting that this list includes things like “diet”, “wear make up” and “shave” and you interpret that as “keeping up with yourself” and “not being a pig.” You know that you can not diet, not wear make up and not shave and…like…not be compared to farm animals, right? Hygiene and self worth are not determined by make up and shaving. 

(Also, what long lists for men? Other than, ya know, “not be a creep and a misogynist.”) 

Like, this list is perfectly reasonable. There’s no requirement for women to do any of these things. These things are not some rubric for womanhood. 

I want to bold this list and put it under asshole guys pillows, at work, in the bathroom, at school, in their car until they get it.

Well they’re never going to get it. It’s an unreasonable list. You should keep up with your appearance and listen to your partner’s bullshit. Because that’s what a good girlfriend, or boyfriend, does. It’s not wrong for a guy not to be with a woman because she doesn’t have a vagina. If you’re a straight guy then yeah, of course you’re not going to be with someone who doesn’t have a vagina. 

this list is a joke. It’;s like, I want to be a fat ugly cow this men aren’t attracted to me and thus I feel the need to belittle and write off the opinions of those men entirely.

(via anxiousshrink)

blade-roller asked: Wait, are you seriously against abortion? If so, why?

ikazed:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

Not 100% but I’m definitely prochoice

False sterotype: You must agree with abortion to be pro choice.

No, you can dislike (or even hate) the idea of abortion, but still be pro choice!

My phone fucked up, I actually meant to say “pro life” I Just fixed it in the original post.

blade-roller asked: Wait, are you seriously against abortion? If so, why?

Not 100% but I’m definitely pro life

inthegardenoflight:

Current headline on drudge report. 
Email drudge@drudgereport.com to let them know how ignorant they are. 
For those wondering: “tranny” is a slur in the same vein as “faggot” and “nigger.”
And if you don’t like the sound of those words then maybe you can empathize how it feels for a trans person to read that on a major news site like it’s nothing. 

Look a snow flake.  You can email him all you like but doesn&#8217;t give a shit.

inthegardenoflight:

Current headline on drudge report.

Email drudge@drudgereport.com to let them know how ignorant they are.

For those wondering: “tranny” is a slur in the same vein as “faggot” and “nigger.”

And if you don’t like the sound of those words then maybe you can empathize how it feels for a trans person to read that on a major news site like it’s nothing.

Look a snow flake. You can email him all you like but doesn’t give a shit.